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Saturday, October 15, 2011

picka name

Trying to build rapport with 340 students that you see twice a week can be a bit difficult.  At least I thought it would be better to call them by names rather than "hey you" so at the beginning of each semester I have them choose an English name or write their Korean name transliterated into English letters.  Some of them, actually many of them, are quite creative.  Here are some of the best name tags from the first semester.

Celebrities
Dwight Howard
Eminem
Undertaker
Jim Cary
Obama
Ronaldo (as representative of many soccer names chosen)
Johnny Depp
John Lennon
Kobe Bryant
Jack Sparrow

Chuckles (Not worth a full laugh but not bad)
Mouth
The North Face
Sweet guy
Feel (I had several students with this name oddly)
Macho
Zero
yeah
Social leader
Environment leader
Headmaster
Prophet

Cartoon characters
Bugs Bunny
Oscar
Pororo
Sponge Bob
Historical Figures
God
Ghandi
Ghandi’s Slave (chosen by the student sitting next to Ghandi)
Einstein
Julius Caesar
Davinchi

Brownnosers
Ben
Small Ben (chosen by one of the larger students I had)
I love God (“then why are you talking in my class?!” lol)
Cecillia (former English teacher at Taesung)

Cigarettes (yes I devoted an entire section to cigs)
Marlboro Red
Marlboro Lights
Marlboro Menthol (the ‘Marlboro gang’ as I called them were all in one class)
Mild Seven 

Funny
Dorothy
Jackie
Hey
You (yes these two sat next to each other also)
Sexy guy
Cool guy
Mr. Pink Pig
Seal Bob
Jun Kyu Super Giant Pig

Spanish names (it works right?)
El Nino

Best of the best
Mr. Big (One of the smallest students I had in any class)
Korean (If you’re looking for a way to blend in with 340 korean boys, this was probably a good name choice.  Ironically I can remember his face because it was funnyJ)
Mr. Bong (funny mostly because I don’t think he had a clue what a bong is.)
Precious hair (enough said)
Pithagorus (like the guy who came up with that triangle formula?  Yeah that’s the one.  Who thinks of that??)

1 comment:

Andrew said...

hilarious!